“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy
terfs being like “having sex is spiritual and having sex wrong ruins your psyche and by having godless I Mean unloving sex with random harlots makes your heart small and makes you unable to love” and completely missing that they sound identical to like. religious lunatics
big on repurposing conservative rhetoric on sex. small on examining their cultural hang ups around sexuality
A doctor saying “Good news! Your labs look great” is like if you were watching a cop show and the chief walked in like “Great news, everybody! The best news! The killer is still at large and we have no leads.”
One time I was like pretty sure I had finally figured out that I had Symptoms Disease due to all the Symptoms and my doctor did some tests and she was like. Good news! You don’t have Symptoms Disease!
And I started crying and she was like, is there something in your eye? And I said no I’m crying? And she was like, oh? Why? And I said, because we can’t fix my Symptoms because we still don’t know what’s wrong with me? And she was like. Nothing’s wrong with you! :)
Actually something similar had happened to me multiple times (and in some of those cases I did in fact get diagnosed with the relevant Symptoms Disease years later) but the one where the doctor asked if I had something in my eye because she couldn’t comprehend that not having answers would be upsetting, that was definitely one of the most situations ever.
Anthony Carrigan as NoHo Hank in Barry
— 4.01 “yikes”
Barry
4.07 “a nice meal”
Keith Haring Journals
s1e6: the butler, the husband, the wife, and her mother